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And you, time to lean, time to get your distracting tits off my line.
And besides bar-tending in Polynesia, I've never had a real job $0...
- You guys can edit that out, right? - Yes. But we won't.
What?
Okay, moment of truth, taste test.
Well, you say that.
...because I have no soup!
Actually, no, it doesn't. Actually, yes, it does.
...I'm answering phone calls from people who aren't good enough to eat here.
How about geopolitics? Uh...
And to a long, peaceful and prosperous friendship...
*crinkling*
Two-point-eight. Because it's not promoted properly.
WHAT? THAT WAS AMBIGUOUSLY WORDED
Protect him from what?
You say that like you believe it.
Besides your job? My job is--
Wait, never?
...closely guarded by people I deem acceptable.
Hey, is something burning? Oh, wait, it's you, because you just got burned.
...who would pay $6 million just to make ISIS look like idiots?
abbab
...between his great nation and ours.
...ritzy joints like Seize have reservation numbers that are strictly on the QT.
Mother said they were fake.
But if it wasn't the food-- How the hell did he get poisoned?
Then why don't you go help Mincent Price with the--
Kicked out in the first act.
Arch-- Randy.
The bad news is if this vague threat is gunmen...
Ugh! Now nobody is picking up!
Yeah. "Child murderer" shouldn't be hyphenated.
Yeah? And people in hell want ice water.
Yeah, sorry, we were dealing with this incredibly obnoxious hoax, so--
Oh, okay, so the tongues second.
And also on the phone. Oh, Cyril.