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You promised you'd stop doing that. They were in my tuxedo from last time.
Yes, absolutely. Eight o'clock, table for four. Thank you.
...associated with this physical address.
Wow.
So that's a no on the wine pairing?
Wait, a dog ate a tourist? What? That was ambiguously worded
Thank you! Hoo-hoo.
Now, get back here and mop it up, Chet.
Oh, eat a di-- What was that?
Yes, dear.
Whoa. Whoa, unh!
Speaking of secret agent, at some point
Oh, my God, it's you. You're the threat.
...which turns out is not nearly as gay a job as I thought it was.
In the walk-in, weeping like a child.
Now, get these entrees to the table. Move, maggots! Everybody take a tray.
For that much money, we could have built a whole new bionic man.
Well, how about this?
Could you try? No.
Um, apparently. Ugh! This is so unfair.
Why can't you let me have some wine? What is this? Spain in the 30s?
Hm. Excuse me. Thank you, giraffe lady.
...you wouldn't wanna owe 14 cents.
And that's not my name!
What else?
And remember when I said you could've been a great chef?
- Oh, yeah, nice technique, Randy. - Thank you, chef.