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When we were going out?
BEEN CRUSIN' FOR A BRUISIN' NOW I'M THE CRUISE DIRECTOR AND MY NAME IS CAPTAIN BRUISING.
Quabity. Quabity assuance.
It was great to see you, Jan.
That moment when you hear Tom Hanks has coronavirus...
No, he tortured me... with his awfulness
Really, Michael?
He's here on a special work program. He's slow, you know, in his brain.
It's pretty good, right? Yeah, I'm going to sell the movie rights.
Well, we're really happy.
Toby is going away forever,
Um...
Michael...
I DO THE nUMBERS
Does anyone want a kiss???
Me @ Qdoba: Does anyone want kiss here???
Congratulations. Thanks- Don’t interrupt. Congratulations on doing your job.
Have a good night. Okay.
I'm holding it together. I have a business to run.
but I really look forward to working with you, Mr. Scott.
One, two, three.
They make you feel lighter.
I am downloading some N3P...
No, no, no. This is very boring stuff.
Someday I would love to hear Beers in Heaven
She's asking stuff that's nobody's business
What gives...what... What gives you the right?
Okay, let's start with the "I love you" level.
Sorry.
So here we go, just a matter of hours now Until his horribleness has left the building
I'm going... I'll go get one. I'll just...
What the hell is that? Michael.
'
. .
I'd like to introduce you to my replacement. Nah.
(IMITATING YODA) Pass curvy metal piece, you will.
Ty Ty
is the status of Toby's going-away party.
I was up before the dawn
You can let yourself be upset. He's your friend.
I like... That's my car.
You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling,
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
I love it. I love it.
Thanks.
How did you know that?
I store my bitcoins safely So that everybody doesn’t take them.
Thank you, God, for creating two of you.
Massenomics calling back Stefi after bailing on the podcast Because you obviously have your hands tied
that I am going to go to your Lamaze class tomorrow,
and to develop a few more slides,
She is cute and helpful, and she really seems into me.
JIM: Classic.
Hey there. Hey.
MICHAEL: Today is Toby Flenderson's last day.
I said okay.
And lately, she has been sending me, like, nine or ten checks a year.
You drive your own car?
No, no. I'll look at it later.
Well, okay, so it's not mine, and it's not somebody else's, so...
That's good. I bet.
Let me be clear, there is simply no money for anything other than a cake
I'm going to set my watch alarm,
Yoda.
No! You made me wrap it.