Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not going to be in town.

Wow, thanks, Michael, I didn't expect you...

Thank you for sharing in this joyous moment.

because you are never ever throwing a party again.

He tortured me.....with his awfulness

Mose! What the hell is going on here?

All right. Thanks.

Me at Qdoba: Does anyone want kiss here???

Hello, this is Dwight. Hey, is this Dwight?

I am going to be doing something I wrote specifically for Toby.

Come tomorrow, feel no pain

because you don't know when you're going to meet the right girl

;)) i am totally gonna bang holly.

You used our good innings? After I specifically asked you not to?

although Toby won't be in them.

I thought that you might say that.

Kevin, take your shoes off first.

but you don't say that out loud, and you definitely don't say it to her.

I believe that the HR department is a breeding ground for monsters.

...when we were together. That's true, and... But you

I do the numbers

Congratulations on doing your job

Does anyone have a camera here?

Good morning, Kelly.

Congratulations on doing your job

and finding out more about what you do here.

If the devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever… what sort of party would you have?

Don't tell him I said this, but I always thought he was kind of cute.

Yeah. Michael, I just...

which wasn't doing so well, so Ryan,

I do the numbers.

I just... I just want to let you know

Nick! Nick! Nick is going away!

Disconnect that right now.

Is this why you called me down here?

Nice. I've never heard that one before, actually.

And I always thought that those two things would go hand in hand,

No, he tortured me. With his... awfulness.

Goodbye, Trevor

There's plenty of base-lying left, right?

(WHISPERING) I'll kill you.

we'd have to kiss underneath her.

Or maybe she's just an awesome woman from this planet.

Someday I would love to hear Beers in Heaven.

So what is your gift?

PAM: Is Jim going to propose tonight?

Phyllis, can you do this?

I don't understand. You always used to be very cautious,

And down the road, if we have a family,

If the devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever,

Sorry. Corporate policy.

And that's as specific as I can be

Nick, I'm really proud of you

Whoa, what are you doing? You don't...

Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. You know what?