Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, we better start getting ready. - Getting ready?

Yeah, you're on your own, boy.

I'll bet you they gave it a shot so that when it got out here...

Say, you know, this is the best-lookin' hat I ever owned.

Just relax. You'll like what I ordered.

- Here. Keep the change. - Thank you, sir.

Yeah. I'm 65 today.

Hey, look here. This dinner is just part of my birthday present.

Well, you just take good care of that hat.

Well, okay. You got enough gas in the pickup?

No, you don't. Happy birthday.

Here's three dollars. Keep the change. Oh, thank you very much.

I don't like that. Make me look like a cop.

See, I like the hat, but I like the card better.

Are you gonna start again?

This is Fred Sanford.

Happy birthday dad I love you

and it don't mean nothin' to you.

- What are you talkin' about now? - This Fiddler on the Roof.

Hey, listen, want my son to help you with that check?

It'll get spots, and you'll have a speckled hat.

Yeah. It-It-It's... It's a hat, ain't it?

I didn't say that.

I don't believe you. You sit there and you watch it...

And a fifty-cent tip. Three dollars for two drinks.

Well, I can see why it takes so long.