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Leo's Birthday Call Courtesy of Fred G.
I got to put on a shirt and a tie?
Happy Birthday Marvin R. Enjoy your birthday Daddy
Hey, why'd I have to dress up for to come here, put on a shirt and a tie?
BIRFDAY GREET
- You're never satisfied. - You ain't got no feelings.
We could've got a half case of muscatel for three hundred dollars.
See, I'll just go on home and watch TVwith my new hat on.
Hey, come on. The second half is starting.
Takin' a taxi and ain't even nobody going to the hospital.
Retired?
Ah, yeah.
Eight cents apiece. You can't beat that, Pop.
Yes. Huh?
I'll have a vodka martini, straight up, very dry with a twist of lemon.
'cause this kitchen is closed, due to retirement.
Oh, what you know, dummy?
you have to know you're everything a wonderful dad can be.
Hey, listen here. He took me to the movie too.
How come?
You mean we're going in a taxi? Imagine that.
If I was you, I'd go down to the diner and get some breakfast...
Social security, S.
We could've got a case of muscatel for three hundred dollars!
There's nothing that satisfies you. Waiter, can I have the check, please?