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Are you crazy? They won't pay you much 'cause you haven't earned much.
- What? - Let's find a supermarket...
- What does that mean? - A whole lot ofJews in New York.
- You don't have to have bottled beer. - I don't like to burp.
We'll have some egg foo yung...
Now, me and you don't go out together no more. Why is that?
From your loving son, Lamont. "
Happy birthday, Pop.
It's just that, you know, birthday cards, they get mushy.
So I wish you happy birthday with loads of love and pride.
- You want doggie bag? - I don't think so.
Oh, I ain't gonna eat that. That stuff will kill you.
- What's happenin', Pop? - Hey, son. Is that for me?
- You can't sit here with your hat on. - Why not?
- Evenin', gentlemen. - Good evening.
I'd like some ham hocks and lima beans.
- My son bought me this new hat. - Well, it's very nice.
I don't look 65, do I?
Hey, look here. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for my son.
I know what it's all about. It's all about a milkman...
"Happy birthday, Dad.
would nothin' on the plate move.
Hey, thanks a lot.