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We gotta take this to the next level, bro.
Here comes the hammer.
We're having frozen pizza for dinner.
Stella and Lucy.
Oh, we will. Safety first.
Hey.
Do you wanna watch scrambled girls?
Hey, you taped it. You can watch it later.
Listen. I know dad is paying you 20 bucks to watch us.
(GRUNTING) Ow! Aah!
(BUTTONS CLICKING, VARIOUS PROGRAMS PLAYING)
Hey, sweetie.
Ahh. Muy bueno. (WOMEN GIGGLE)
No, I don't know how fast I was going, but you know what I do know?
(LAUGHING)
She was studying to be a cosmonaut.
Just give me a chance, Dad.
I love sangria. Oh. Okay.
You could even write down what you want,
Dad, you promised.
Here we go.
His name's Tony. He's 53, non-smoker, works for the city,
Why do I have to go?
I know this dude who knows this other dude
Who isn't?
That's what brothers do. It's a bond even you can't break.
Listen. No matter what happens, we gotta keep this quiet
Wow, dad, don't you look dapper? Big date tonight?
One date, but nothing serious.
I'm probably gonna need to cancel my morning meeting.
All right.
Fine!
an amazing woman for tonight?
Put it down. Carly Simon lips.
What? Nothing.
Go pop one in the oven.
Had its moments.
Come on, Golden Falcon Shark.
(EXHALES)
(BOTH LAUGH)
Ooh. This is some real bad timing.