Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(LAUGHTER ON TV)

and I'll cold-cock him in the eyeball.

Hey, what's-her-name was plenty special.

Am I good, or what? Not bad.

I really wanna meet this woman.

I know you worked hard to find someone for me, and I'm sorry I bailed.

♪ When people keep repeating

They're just...

What the hell was that? You have a coordinated handshake now?

No one fell off the roof.

Sweetie, it's not you, it's me.

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) What's that?

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Will you please just give him your honest opinion

(TAPS TV) Tweeze harder.

so he went to the roof. It was all him!

My mom was eHarmony, JDate, and Grindr all rolled into one.

It was just cool hanging out with you.

(SLAPPING) Aw, man.

Because I already had that with your mother.

(BUTTONS CLICKING) Come here.

Are you gonna take this seriously?

(CLINKING) (GIGGLING)

It makes sense now why you never get serious with anyone.

If you were lucky, you might get on The Dating Game.

It was unspoken!

Hey, honey, uh, I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight.

It's me. We have the brother bond, right?

Fine. Then I'll just tell mom.

Yeah, well, that's not what I want.

Erica? It's starting. Hurry up!

finding Pops the perfect woman.

My mom had searched every tennis club,

then he got greedy and wanted more,