Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? I didn't... Oh, my god!

Okay. (PRESSES BUTTON)

Alf? What about Luke and Laura?

Trust me, dad. I know what's best for you.

and I got sucked in, too.

Kids, you know the drill. Give us the room.

From that moment on, there was something different between us.

No! It's gone! What happened?

I know what's best for my father,

Be careful. I love you.

Eh, wasn't feeling it.

See, I'm already on a date. Uh, two, actually.

(WOMEN GIGGLING) Boobs.

for my sweet, handsome, delicious boy.

(CHUCKLES) Oh. Must be my dad. I'll be back in a jiff.

on our cable box and stumbled upon

Carly Simon's lips.

You're saying something that's good, but you're saying it like it's bad.

Two sangrias, please?

If you want to waste your time with women half your age

Well, she should have big blue eyes, and big blonde hair.

but, oh, that didn't matter.

♪ To your heart

I have a gift. Tell him, Murray.

Is Lucky interested in having puppies?

and she is literally the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

I'm, like, 90 percent gut.

Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?