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- Oh, well, if there's a magician... - Yeah.
Taking him to an art exhibition sponsored by GEORGE:
it will come down to the fact that on this day, which happens to be my birthday...
- You're a genius. - Yes, I am. It's all up here.
How about we do dinner tomorrow? Restore your faith in humanity.
You going off to Berkeley.
Here I am.
- Seth's going to an art show? - He's going to art school.
Goodbye, Ryan, it was nice.
- Mom, if you really like him, you know... - I do, and he's not going away.
Okay, Esmeralda, I have to go. I'll call you next year.
It was Just in your bag along with this?
Oh, whatever. Not my problem.
- Sure. - No way. Really?
I told him we needed to slow it down.
I gotta go. Call me back.
Right.
I'm not buying you lingerie for your birthday.
I applied and I got this letter...
Thanks.
you obeyed the letter of the law at the expense of simple human charity.
Well, that's because you're sleeping with her.
- Julie... - I've never even heard of clown porn.
do you think they'll let me Join the Six-Pack Pack?
I better get you home.
Did the warden give that to you as a going-away present?
- Tell me what it is that you love about Julie. - We're Just from the same world.
Yo happy birthday brother Meron
Happy birthday.
Seth?
watching Sixteen Candles and talking to a gypsy on the psychic hotline?
Just for luck.
If only I had a crystal ball, huh?
So let's put it all on the table.
The photo where they're stuffed in the little car...
- I'm seriously never gonna stop barfing. - Kaitlin, don't be gross.
- Oh, hi. - Hi.
"Oh, my gosh, Ryan, I love you"? If he said it last night, he'll say it again.
Let's move to a co-op in Berkeley." Is that what you wanna say?
Are you kidding? You may as well tell her you love her.
Sorry.
When was the last time you two did tequila poppers?
You and I are.
- Oh, no. - Just give him a chance.
It's Just there might be one other tiny little thing.
- I mean, what else could that mean? - Okay.
I must decline the scholarship and he should offer it to the next candidate.