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- Amen. - Leona?
No! I'm the worst. Really.
- Cut it out! - What?
They're nice boots, Kat. I'd like to keep it that way.
Kat, we should really get goin'. Cos your mom must want us back.
I fucked up Yeah, but you gave it 100% effort
- I can relate. - Over lunch on the patio...
Jesus Christ! These shoes are killing me.
It's not what you think. Good night, Mrs Barboza.
and I remember exactly how I felt when I started Yale.
Fat and ugly, and all these kids swarming around me,
Should have been stamped on our birth certificates.
Ah, I'd love to stay and chat.
- Do you want a beer? - No, thanks.
Come on. I'm tellin' ya, I think we ought to get married.
OK, come on, sweetheart.
Better take this. It's gotten chilly out.
Yeah? Well, I'm not gonna go to Yale. You're just gonna have to deal with that.
George.
- I nearly peed in my pants. - So close to a clean getaway.
Jojo, would you hurry up? He's gonna see us.
You going to 11 o'clock mass?
There is no way in the world... He's sayin' he brings in more than we do. No way.
Hey, Jo!
Oh, God.
Who you wanna dance with, me or Kat?
How was I to know? You said you were at your grandmother's.
Daisy?
Daisy
Great. I won a buck more than I owe you.
Jo!
- At school. - Yale?
You're a real lush. You screw ten guys a weekend, too.
Excuse me.
What are you going to do with the car?
I told you he had a spare key.
You'll pay me back.
Yes, sir. That's the special. There's nothing like it.
Charlie didn't tell us that you were in the pizza business, Daisy.
after I've worn it...
Yeah.
Thank you, sir.
They should have a wedding, in a church,
Where did we go wrong with her sister Daisy?
That's Pleiades, the Seven Sisters.
Shit.
- Sure. Do you want some ice in it? - No. No ice.
Ooh your kisses sweeter than honey
And bring me a fresh glass of water, please.
We're gonna have to do better than this.
Where does she get her energy? All those jobs, and a straight-A student...
Oh, great! Ladies, we're gonna eat soon as we finish this tote.
I'll be right out.
Except your name.
I'm sorry.
Don't do it again.
- Mommy lives in England now. - Oh, no, she doesn't.
Me too.
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't use my comb, either. It's full of scuzz.
They needed her baby-sitting. She said you'd cover for her.
Honey, you'd do just fine if you just used your head a little more.
I look at the way you examine everything,
Can you change me, Kat?
She might know, though. She looks really smart.
- You're here. - Yeah...
- Yeah. So? - Yeah, so you look kinda weird.
All righty. Scootch in. I'll read you to sleep.
Shit!
It must get kinda lonely here.
Bill, if you say that word one more time to me, I'm gonna scream.
Shit.
That was the spare.
Respect, just a little bit