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she knew who my biological father was.
- What? You liked it more than I did. - I did not like it more than you.
about taking my soon-to-be-born niece someday?
Bad roll. Bad roll.
inherent understanding of who they are.
it might not change anything.
Dear William,
Yeah, I found out yesterday.
Okay? My life flashed before my eyes.
I feel sorry for you.
The world isn't always a kind place.
Thanks.
- Can I help you with something? - Yeah. I-I'm looking for Ray?
After Dudley Randall.
I'm sorry for the pain it may cause, but...
Yeah. Come here.
I know that you're making fun of her, all right?
Dad, I tracked him down.
Randall is.
acid-washed jeans.
Yeah, well, you too.
than their perfectly clean, crime-free versions of
No, no, no. Hold on.
Huh?
Mom never told him that she knew his biological dad?
Ran out of paper.
- Why don't you sing a song together? - this is everything.
Wait. Shh.
Look at Randall. You think he's okay out there? I mean, maybe
Or criminals? We're gonna let them meet our son?
Would you like to come in?
And I can't do it without my brothers.
Speaking of, you know where our third is?
As Randall's father, you are his foundation.
your stomach cut open... what is that?
So can we just enjoy today?
No. I'm fine.
I hate her.
- I'm feeling generous today. - Okay.
But this is probably gonna be the last time
in your new role in Full Metal Jackass.
Your mailman. Is he white?
Well...
I... I didn't think you were gonna pick up.
- Oh! - What?
He is our all-star, knockout boy
I like learning.
- Oh, popcorn. - Yeah.
I mean, you're not, obviously,
Well, I'm, uh, sorry you're having a hard day.
I made something like it at camp once.
Well, what about you?
in knowing just how loved