Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So did you do construction back home?
Double major in disappointing my parents
And, no...
but if I ever go to Afghanistan,
You've been out there for months,
Please don't accuse me of something and walk away.
And on Fridays, I would fly a white kite
who was visiting from Seattle-- we call him "American Mirwais"--
Aw.
we would be able to help the Americans be more effective.
Mine is even better, but don't tell my father that.
Oh, real mature.
and stop doing these exercises.
Please, I insist.
Hello.
So my father tells me you're from Kabul.
Don't say that. It is not so simple.
sucking people's blood?
Uh, sit down.
Overachiever, eh?
No, no. You are my guest.
and pay my respects to your honorable father.
maybe an "O."