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When I wake up, there better not be a wang slapping me in the face.
# She say I Mr. Romantic #
[Laughing]
- Whoo! - All right!
Oh! Fuck!
- Whoo! - Ahh!
Yeah! Recognize me now?
Press Delete
And that's my situation, Mrs. Reagan.
How are you playing so well?
Can you believe me and this group of "jagoffs" won the gold?
Reagan wants me to return the medal, and that's what we're going to do.
Ronald Reagan and the 1980 Miracle on Ice U.S. hockey team.
Just in time, Chex. They're about to show some of our old game footage.
So we're at the restaurant and lan plucks a hair out of my head...
Oh, you sick- What the...
When will these idiots leave me alone?
No!
Fine. You don't believe me? I'll prove it to you!
- Stan, don't worry about it. - I want you to punch me in the face!
- Where are we? - The youth hostel, silly.
You cheated!
Uh-huh.
You want Mr. Cryceratops?
He still writes me.
That is some country ass country
#ώ #δ #γ #σ
Are you just sitting in the dark watching me?
i was going for a snake/ninja approach with a little hissing Shut up
This is the only thing I need to dangle to get the ladies.
Hey, Reginald. [Kisses]
That’s right l
Shh. Listen.
Oh, Son, every day with you is a punch in the nads.