Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For years, we've been collecting information on Thanksgiving.

Okay, let's take a vote.

And Thanksgiving may yet be saved.

Without control of the mines,

Did you come across some kind of ship or something?

History experts like Kyle Broflovski say yes.

about the first Thanksgiving, and unfortunately,

you've got to open your wormhole right now.

from beyond the grave?

It's right there, right on the, uh-

Thanks. That was a lot of fun.

You want to order some dessert?

let's just go downstairs and watch TV.

in time for Thanksgiving.

for he who controls the stuffing controls the universe.

It has become a widely accepted fact

I trust none but them! Indians hath betrayed us.

He seems almost like a Puritan lady

I-I-I'm only 1/16.

My name is David "Running Horse" Sawitzki.

They're retreating!

We are not basing research for our report on this crap!

So then Professor Broflovski was right after all.

Did ancient aliens shape the first Thanksgiving?