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A report from where?
Clyde Donovan said that he saw on the news
We've been trying to get the wormhole open.
I do not give three bowls of stuffing what saith you.
I got a B.A.
Guess Kyle Broflovski was wrong.
But now back to part three of Ancient Aliens at Thanksgiving.
All right, let's go, folks!
You have to open your eyes.
I'm just saying there's lots of symbols and signs out there
All Pilgrim forces sent to the Indians' planet
We need to know everything that you know.
How is that gonna help?
Hold your lying tongue!
Where is our expert?
How now, Indian?
And what about the food?
The white man is gonna pay for his lies!
What?
Coming up next, it's Monster Quest! Argh!
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The History Channel is probably playing
Dude, it is called History Channel.
Hey! Where is it?
that show aliens and history are pretty linked.
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You are the fucking History Channel!
Hath thy race attacked our stuffing mines
And so, soon, the Indians will be here.
We need you all to disperse.
Our window of opportunity is closing, sir.
Curses and cranberries!
And so the school has arranged for a lecture
And how knoweth you that?
I actually only just said that sarcastically.
We're getting close to the truth.
As you all know, Thanksgiving is only two weeks away.
from a real live Native American.
Mm. Uh-uh.
We don't think it's coincidence.