Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, History Channel rules.
I'm not a professor.
Wait! Stop! Stop!
the Pilgrims themselves weren't aliens.
from deep within the galaxy Canis Major
30 seconds after impact, the Pilgrim was hit by a truck
and the Pilgrims and other settlers
and my people being degraded as usual.
but did they also unknowingly welcome spirits
to open her wormhole.
Then get us to Cape Cod as soon as possible.
that Thanksgiving was a meal attended by Pilgrims,
You had the correct symbol,
We've tried to get the wormhole open with this symbol,
Native Americans were brutalized,
but new evidence suggests that the first exchanging of food
Yes?
What is wrong with Kyle of Devry Institute?
There is certainly no evidence
- Who's this? - This is Natalie.
everything we need for Thanksgiving!
it's called menopause?
it's Natalie Portman!
Then the Thanksgiving treaty will be off.
Please! We're The History Channel.
The Pilgrims welcomed the Indians,
We were wondering what she had to do with all this.
suggest a kind of alien technology?
- Darling? - They found something.
and got into a truck driven by Natalie Portman?
Now the Indians can be stopped, and Thanksgiving will be saved.
Try to keep it contained, and get the helicopters ready.