Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't just change the color of a man's teeth without asking.
at the "friends price."
Well, you know, the first rule of sampling is,
Your wife sent me.
they like about the sample.
Mom, could you pick up some more Frosted Flakes today?
So, we give up coffee,
I'm going to pay full price for Eddie's dental work.
Eddie, I'll pick you up some porridge
Like a Bad-Ass Cereal Treat.
He knows we're mostly lapsed Buddhists
Help! Someone!
Do you know what Evan is doing alone in his room?
but whatever.
without someone to pull you out.
Sorry, Mommy. I can't go to Costco today.
At 5 cents a cubic-inch, it's all our birthdays.
Even snakes?
To church.
The only thing I know about Christianity
Oh, thanks, Lou. You know what?
Yes, Louis, you sure?
for a cleaning anytime,
How does a tiger know more English than Grandma?
I was raised Buddhist
You're welcome, pal.
Although I might have.
No kidding?!
Ooh!