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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, thanks, Lou. You know what?
How does a tiger know more English than Grandma?
The only thing I know about Christianity
Ooh!
for a cleaning anytime,
without someone to pull you out.
He knows we're mostly lapsed Buddhists
No kidding?!
I was raised Buddhist
Help! Someone!
Eddie, I'll pick you up some porridge
but whatever.
Do you know what Evan is doing alone in his room?
You can't just change the color of a man's teeth without asking.
Well, you know, the first rule of sampling is,
Sorry, Mommy. I can't go to Costco today.
At 5 cents a cubic-inch, it's all our birthdays.
To church.
You're welcome, pal.
So, we give up coffee,
Yes, Louis, you sure?
Like a Bad-Ass Cereal Treat.
at the "friends price."
Mom, could you pick up some more Frosted Flakes today?
they like about the sample.
Your wife sent me.
I'm going to pay full price for Eddie's dental work.
Even snakes?
Although I might have.