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Yes, Evan. It's me... God.
I gave Louis the cleaning of his life last week
Ultimately, I just love caffeine too much.
We could put one on the bathroom scale
I forgot you were out.
is that we get to spend Sundays together.
♪ To be loved by anyone ♪
the B.A.C.T...
Um... actually, I need to work the floor, so...
Like Tupac... R.I.P... said,
Two flower pots.
How was it? Boring?
Oh, sorry.
Oh, and get this.
Go to Costco with Mommy instead.
What do you mean? Where are you going?
_
They're birth white.
If I weigh less, we get Pop-Tarts.
focused on your marriage.
Mom will find it.
Smile!
they talk about values, and they have good snacks.
I just might have.
Now when we go together on Sundays,
He's just a boy.
Assist!
very bright.
And not too rough on the old pocketbook.
So, how can I help?
The values.
You faked being God?
We'll see.