Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is that true, Skyler?
"David, turn your lights out. There are children in China who are in the dark."
Why J.B. Harland is the greatest mystery writer of all time.
-Me? -You.
-That's not true. -He was cheap.
It's pretty good.
Whatever curdles your cream.
You're here, let's make the best of it.
...but kindly refrain from physical acts that are not of an erotic nature.
And what happened then?
-Tell her she can open her eyes. -You can open your eyes.
Will you come and see me in the big house?
You don't know when to quit, do you, Addison?
-That's the one! -Well, what does it say?
How can you think of food at a time like this?
Look out! Rodney!
Is she everything I think she is?
How about a little respect for the dead?
-Woman to woman? -Woman to woman.
Really? Which one's your favourite?
That's what the whole thing is about.
They find out you have a Ph.D. in chemical engineering...
He laughed. He said no.
-It isn't Miss DiPesto. -Who did it?
Obviously, it would be in Miss DiPesto's best interests...
...and the winner of the Murder Mystery Magazine's essay contest...
-In this shaving kit. -Tough beard.
-Not Him. -Him, J.B. Harland.
Let's call a temporary truce and get some rest.
The sad part is...
He threw it in my face.
What you're saying is that we need someone to lead the investigation.
Dangerous guy that I am, I left the lights on.
...and extra bodies, live ones, could throw the whole thing out of whack.
Never? Never is a long time, Maddie.
Let's get some accommodations for our guests.
Besides, great cases aren't born, they're made.
Miss.
-You're really a detective? -Real as they get.
...and look forward to making your acquaintance.
It was buried under some paper towels in the trash.
Rodney, there's a tunnel coming!
Rodney, if you turn into graffiti, you'll break Ms. DiPesto's heart.
Don't you feel any responsibility for them?
"Dear Miss DiPesto, welcome to J.B. Harland's Murder Train.
That's big of you, Addison. Thanks.
-Have a terrific time. -I think I will.
But I hate everyone.
-In her room. -In my room?
Well... -l guess so.
Why don't you say what you mean?
Besides, I asked nice. I'd do it for you.
Someone without a connection to J.B.
-Yes, I do. Let's go back down. -Just stay right where you are.
Well, I never told anybody this, but I caused that.
I'm here to tell you...