Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Keep your arms crossed and Jesus won't see 'em!

Mexico, or as I like to call it, God's Blind Spot

Thanks for walking me home from CPR class, Steve. Can I tell you something personal?

Oh, no. Please, don't. It's almost swimsuit season. I just...

If we don't bring the perfect dish, I might as well withdraw!

Mom, Dad. I think... I think I'm pregnant.

I told you it was not appropriate!

And that is how I bought my Camry. Ah, here we go.

Hi, Betsy. Steve Smith. We were in first grade together,

Whatever you want. A pregnant boy still has the right to choose.

I want my one free kill to be Chuck White. Yours can still be George Clooney.

I wanted to thank you all for electing me deacon.

- Yes. You picked Susan Sarandon. - I've changed my mind.

- That doesn't sound very possessed. - Say it into a microphone.

That was just a fraternity prank! I was blindfolded!

causing me to lactate a viscous milky mucus.

- It is? - It blows Christie's nachos out of the agua!

Stuff his face, and the milk will flow like the lies from my drunken mother's filthy mouth!

You know what this is? A deacon fanny. Yeah! Look at it. Bet you wish you had one.

I've been possessed by the Devil.

You don't care about being deacon! You just wanna beat Chuck White.

shape up! you mary rou rotton!