Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

shape up! you mary rou rotton!

Stuff his face, and the milk will flow like the lies from my drunken mother's filthy mouth!

causing me to lactate a viscous milky mucus.

You don't care about being deacon! You just wanna beat Chuck White.

Keep your arms crossed and Jesus won't see 'em!

- Yes. You picked Susan Sarandon. - I've changed my mind.

Mom, Dad. I think... I think I'm pregnant.

- It is? - It blows Christie's nachos out of the agua!

- That doesn't sound very possessed. - Say it into a microphone.

I want my one free kill to be Chuck White. Yours can still be George Clooney.

If we don't bring the perfect dish, I might as well withdraw!

And that is how I bought my Camry. Ah, here we go.

Hi, Betsy. Steve Smith. We were in first grade together,

I told you it was not appropriate!

That was just a fraternity prank! I was blindfolded!

Whatever you want. A pregnant boy still has the right to choose.

Thanks for walking me home from CPR class, Steve. Can I tell you something personal?

You know what this is? A deacon fanny. Yeah! Look at it. Bet you wish you had one.

Oh, no. Please, don't. It's almost swimsuit season. I just...

Mexico, or as I like to call it, God's Blind Spot

I wanted to thank you all for electing me deacon.

I've been possessed by the Devil.