Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stuff his face, and the milk will flow like the lies from my drunken mother's filthy mouth!

I've been possessed by the Devil.

That was just a fraternity prank! I was blindfolded!

You know what this is? A deacon fanny. Yeah! Look at it. Bet you wish you had one.

Mom, Dad. I think... I think I'm pregnant.

And that is how I bought my Camry. Ah, here we go.

- It is? - It blows Christie's nachos out of the agua!

Keep your arms crossed and Jesus won't see 'em!

I want my one free kill to be Chuck White. Yours can still be George Clooney.

Mexico, or as I like to call it, God's Blind Spot

- That doesn't sound very possessed. - Say it into a microphone.

causing me to lactate a viscous milky mucus.

I told you it was not appropriate!

Thanks for walking me home from CPR class, Steve. Can I tell you something personal?

If we don't bring the perfect dish, I might as well withdraw!

Hi, Betsy. Steve Smith. We were in first grade together,

- Yes. You picked Susan Sarandon. - I've changed my mind.

You don't care about being deacon! You just wanna beat Chuck White.

shape up! you mary rou rotton!

I wanted to thank you all for electing me deacon.

Whatever you want. A pregnant boy still has the right to choose.

Oh, no. Please, don't. It's almost swimsuit season. I just...