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And that is how I bought my Camry. Ah, here we go.
- Yes. You picked Susan Sarandon. - I've changed my mind.
Mexico, or as I like to call it, God's Blind Spot
Hi, Betsy. Steve Smith. We were in first grade together,
causing me to lactate a viscous milky mucus.
I want my one free kill to be Chuck White. Yours can still be George Clooney.
That was just a fraternity prank! I was blindfolded!
Oh, no. Please, don't. It's almost swimsuit season. I just...
shape up! you mary rou rotton!
- It is? - It blows Christie's nachos out of the agua!
If we don't bring the perfect dish, I might as well withdraw!
I told you it was not appropriate!
Thanks for walking me home from CPR class, Steve. Can I tell you something personal?
Whatever you want. A pregnant boy still has the right to choose.
You know what this is? A deacon fanny. Yeah! Look at it. Bet you wish you had one.
- That doesn't sound very possessed. - Say it into a microphone.
I've been possessed by the Devil.
I wanted to thank you all for electing me deacon.
Keep your arms crossed and Jesus won't see 'em!
Stuff his face, and the milk will flow like the lies from my drunken mother's filthy mouth!
You don't care about being deacon! You just wanna beat Chuck White.
Mom, Dad. I think... I think I'm pregnant.
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