Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's gonna be mind-blowing.
What to say.
Denise fucking Richards?
That's fucking Mexico.
That's crazy. You literally--
Let's get shots.
I am done with self-obsessed.
Pam!
the seven secret names of God?
with the guys, you know, uh,
♪ Just slide, baby, slide ♪
I am not gonna date him,
- How's it going? Hey. - Ever been to Grand Rapids?
You know what,
I love you.
How did you find me?
Yeah!
"that if you become a teacher,
Wow, fuck, you are so hot.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's live there.
Till our wedding night.
♪ Getting to know all about you! ♪
You make Jenna Jameson look like a four!
When my Husband flirts with me “I am, I’m a good Christian Girl from small town Van Horn.
Hallelujah.
Disgusting! Gross.
to the beach every day, it's great.
- Gimme that, please, - Come on!
Pam, how long you guys been together?
Kinda, yeah.
♪ He's got that chemistry ♪
he's just, you know, he's just funny is all.
Baby.
- You okay? - Hmm?
You think I'm a good actor?
♪ And I just can't quite forgo it ♪
Come on.
to Cancún!
♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪
Do not fucking do this.
Kept you on the phone this long, haven't I?
cook dinner, watch a movie.
♪ 69 Boyz backed up by the Quad City DJ's ♪
Care for another?
♪ That the best of all the years have gone by ♪
the Halloween party at the Playboy mansion.
Figures were going out of range, and...
Tommy, Tommy.
Would you do me the insane honor of...
Yeah.
I've just been, like,
He followed you to Mexico against your wishes.
Ever since I started, you know,
He's not a stalker.
- Oh, wow. - CBRT.
No, of course I'm not gonna date him, I'm not.
♪ Go ahead and take your time, boy, you gotta feel secure ♪