Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It wasn't long before the gentle Smurfs
by picking more Smurf berries
I mean, what has happened to our school?
who happened to have a similar name,
The life of each Smurf is worth.
Go look. The movie came out already.
"Will you please let that walking bowl of anus pus know
- Dude, you can't take my Dances with Smurfs idea
So you're, uh, trying out
such simple and decent lives.
And everyone who did is now scratching their heads
- No, please. I'm so scared.
It's 540 pages of ripping on Wendy and calling her a slut!
I just called the president a bitch.
and no one is around to hear it, does it still scream?
If you will direct your attention
This is not the school we grew up in, and...
- I don't-- I--I have no idea what--
- No, I'm Gordon Stoltski,
- Yesterday, as most of you know,
- The Smurfs and I grew to understand each other.
there must be a student out there
These are the morning announcements,
should fill out an applicant survey--
- That'll be $5.
is the life of each Smurf worth?
Wendy!
Uh, maybe next time, you can get past the first word.
- Whoa.
Take this copy of my book.
- Just enough power to force you to stop me from selling my book.
What did the smurfs ever do to you? Ya bitch!