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Hey, Ramsey. Ramsey.
Please. Today, dude. I'm about to tell someone. This boat is like the Titanic.
Here we go. Hang on, baby.
Elena.
- So how long were you in the Navy? - Too long.
I am within my authority to compel you to stay.
But I am going to find my daughter...
Mom.
You're halfway there, come on.
Help me up.
- Chris. - Yeah?
I didn't have any money to get to New York...
Stay there. I am coming, baby.
Since man first emerged from these salty depths...
...and I don't feel comfortable with the two of you in here...
- Sorry about that. - Not a problem.
But you had to come through here when we boarded. Didn't you?
Mom, don't look down, okay?
I'm really feeling old when you do that. Dude, you know your father's too old for being called sir. God damn it, dude! You're pissing me off!
Hey. We're going out through the bow thrusters.
This is not a drill. All passengers, brace for immediate and heavy rolls.
Please, help me. I can't lift this by myself.
...and get into a fight with their wife or husband...
- Conor? - Mom.
Come on.
I need you to reach up and help him. Reach up.
Fire, life and safety crews, proceed to your muster stations immediately.
Scootch back from the edge. Be careful.
Maggie. Maggie.
How would you get back? You'd already be out of air.
We weren't really surprised, sir.
Very well, sir.
If I recall correctly, you couldn't even hang onto your wife.
No... No!
Are you hurt? Are you hurt?
Help me.
I gotcha.
Chris asked me to marry him.
I love him. I need to find a way to go with him.
Chris.
No way. Mom?
Yeah, let's go. This way's the best way up.
What?
Yeah.
We will have the Romanée-Conti, 1988, please.
No. No, look, we will grab a bunch of this junk, right?
Conor, you're going to do this. Don't worry. Here we go.
All right, baby. Hold on.
Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparable Gloria.
Hey, kids, how we doing?