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(plays the last note flat)
(music stops)
♪ It's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi mud
♪ My only sunshine
(explosion)
(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)
I'll have a triple cream soda on the rocks.
(explosion)
In rooms 9, 10, 11 and 12.
strapped them to her body and flew to Dallas, Texas.
(music stops)
Don't laugh before I tell the joke.
♪ What a dance do they do
and frankly, I think you are the funniest person alive.
But do you know that my fleas have started wearing dog collars
(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)
I just made my wings out of aluminum,
(♪ "Lazybones" by Johnny Mercer and Hoagy Carmichael)
Now everybody will notice the change.
Thank you, thank you, Kermit.
And, of course,
♪ Hugga wugga
is to Scotch-tape a pine cone under each armpit.
I loved it.
♪ Hugga wugga
Here she is, the zaniest of them all,
The trap… Aah! Kermit, Come Home (1996)
(Rowlf plays jazz piano)
(groans)
♪ When the sun goes down and the tide goes out
♪ When skies are gray