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Ron, can I have a word please?

I'm asking for you to take 10 minutes and talk to him

In the version of Pied Piper in which I am invested,

"I am a fan of yours."

Thank you all for coming on such short notice.

You should come in and talk with him.

A brain like Richard's comes along once in a generation.

I'm the one who came up with the name Pied Piper.

Seriously? They picked that gray-haired fossil over me?

And check this out.

just to offset the shittiness of all the shitty stuff.

when I am constantly feeling undervalued

You got a hell of a brain there, Richard Hendricks.

Without you handling the tech,

- Probably not Hitler. Skip him. - Oh yeah.

So, which one do you want on your employee badge?

- Oh. - I am staying positive.

Okay. All right. All right.

game-changing idea lying around...

in which you agree not to say anything negative in the press,

so I can still come and hang out with my friends on the roof?

- It's exciting stuff. - It really is.

The same seat I had an hour ago when you voted to fire me as CEO?

We're using a crappy plug-in, so the latency is bad.

and we get his back.

This'll be great.

Forking is when you use your dick and your two legs

- We're not. Yeah. - ...we're gonna stay at Pied Piper.

So, are you nervous?

No fucking way.

You said you turned the job down.

Thanks for coming, Ron.

All joking aside, I actually have a few thoughts

"I am a fan of yours."

- Do you understand? - I do, Richard.

Is that Barker?

while you assume the role of Chief Technology Officer.

Sorry. I'm just proud.

"I am a fan of yours."