Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I will clean up Washington

Hand me that shovel so I can dig a grave for her.

Polls have her in a dead heat

Why can't the delivery guy just leave it out back?

I know! They look so good!

Alonso? Is that name Jewish?

Jonathan, get her opponent in here.

Like when Ann Coulter's underwear.

How can you work here? Do you know who owns this place?

That's why the theme of all my campaign commercials is,

Oh, my God! I got a Zappos box coming today,

Fine! I'll go home and change!

What is that for? It just makes the screen go blue."

Funny thing to happen to a guy named Lucky.

and I believe our Founding Fathers had it right.

There's work to be done. Hand me a shovel so I can dig a grave for her.

are these alien prisoners are being held in?

Now the only thing I use a football for...

I mean, a Golden Globe is a stepping stone to an Oscar.

So you two have decided to do the right thing?

I'm actually working with Steve's campaign,

If it works in Antarctica, why can't it work here?

and his plan to put a casino on the moon.

I was an All-City running back, and I was gonna run out of here...

The Hand people are a Vietnamese slave tribe

'Tastic. Shall I put the pants you had on in with the jeans?

and the manager of a local paintball facility.

And the "pundits" think I have a "chance" at an "Oscar",

No, don't say that! In real life you have to make compromises!