Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fine! I'll go home and change!

are these alien prisoners are being held in?

And the "pundits" think I have a "chance" at an "Oscar",

I'm actually working with Steve's campaign,

How can you work here? Do you know who owns this place?

and his plan to put a casino on the moon.

Why can't the delivery guy just leave it out back?

Funny thing to happen to a guy named Lucky.

There's work to be done. Hand me a shovel so I can dig a grave for her.

I know! They look so good!

Oh, my God! I got a Zappos box coming today,

'Tastic. Shall I put the pants you had on in with the jeans?

So you two have decided to do the right thing?

That's why the theme of all my campaign commercials is,

Polls have her in a dead heat

What is that for? It just makes the screen go blue."

Like when Ann Coulter's underwear.

No, don't say that! In real life you have to make compromises!

Now the only thing I use a football for...

Alonso? Is that name Jewish?

The Hand people are a Vietnamese slave tribe

and I believe our Founding Fathers had it right.

I will clean up Washington

I mean, a Golden Globe is a stepping stone to an Oscar.

and the manager of a local paintball facility.

If it works in Antarctica, why can't it work here?

Hand me that shovel so I can dig a grave for her.

Jonathan, get her opponent in here.

I was an All-City running back, and I was gonna run out of here...