Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because my wife left me for my twin brother.

We are all responsible for heroes becoming terrible.

I mean, all the us!

which is why I have written a new national anthem...

We should bring back slavery!

where I am the President of the United States.

For my friend Tracy.

even when the wrong thing would be a whole lot easier."

during a Hill People rampage.

is as a toilet.

People like you are succeeding

Time to do a little Golden Globe shopping.

What happens inside a man's own rain poncho at a minor league baseball game is his own business.

and Usa is their island prison.

I know what will cheer you up.

They're tired of the direction this country's heading in.

A lamp, a couch, that mirror, or a hidden pistol, an actor...

My exercise video is dropping soon. It's called "Jenna Gets Hard".

You're really going ahead with this?

Halliburton bitch, so what

I'll raise the money, you stay in here and cultivate an aura of mystery.

and we're working on it.

Where the fans are in charge!

"Sometimes you gotta do the right thing,

My generation never votes!

So fine, I'm selling out, but so are you!

What happens inside a man's own rain poncho at a minor league baseball game is his own business

that I haven't been able to pull off since high school!