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Austin was mocked in Jay Leno's monologue tonight.

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Paid for by the broken vending machine at the paintball place.

Really? You're going to lecture me about big business again?

Technically, I am a freelancer,

the second most important awards in Hollywood

Because I saw your movie, and I can't believe I'm saying this,

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I know, Tracy. It was wrong. But I couldn't go through with it.

from the heart.

Obviously he should not be in Congress. What are you doing?

Vote Steve Austin. And if you're blind, I am the wrestler.

Actually, I go by Steve Austin.

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Tracy would be happy to take any softball questions you have.

Taken out of context... it was exactly what I meant.

- Excellent answer. - Or no government at all.

And when you do, I'll be furious.

Maybe later I can get a Pap smear from an old male doctor.

I will never allow...

Well, if you're okay talking about it, I need your help.

We've heard complaints about the sushi platter moving,

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No. No, that's not right.

You know what? You and Tracy deserve each other.

and staying green.

I have ever seen you wear.

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And they don't just look great. See the tag?

The party system's broken, Jack. I don't believe in parties.

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are helping Tracy win an award for acting.