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Will this fit on a bumper sticker?
you distract those guys for, like, 30, 90 minutes,
Because every election has a write-in option.
No, that's my slogan idea.
To even it out,
I mean, you're overseeing 200 people.
Pawnee, I present to you, your new slogan.
The current leader is
I know, crazy, right? Real estate.
Hey, Crazy Ira, have you seen my stick?
No, it's okay.
I'm not here to nag, guys.
When Tyler sees female:
Where my stick at? It's up her butt, papi
Well, the good news is your poll was a big hit.
then you're home."
We should split a turkey sometime.
How would you rate Emma Watson's boobs?
Butt stick! Butt stick!
Yeah, that's just some mascot thing
This place is perfect.
Wait, the panda's name is Peebo.
I don’t know where Aruba is, and at this point I’m to afraid to ask.
Honestly,
First of all, I would rate her acting as an "A."
Dang. Maybe Tom's Bistro wasn't meant to be.
than have everyone know my secret.
Oh, Mr. Larson.
No can do. That's a load-bearing T-Rex.
And at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
What else does he do?
And then a big picture of me flipping everybody off.
hands-on stuff that I love to do.
You don't have to play the unity concert.