Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We still have to shop for Genghis Khan Michael Landon's hair looks swell

You know, Jack Frost, there have been so million zillion jillion dillion Christmas Eve Sing Along Songs

From now on our troubles will be miles away

But the fire is so delightful

Courtney Cox...

The weather outside is frightful

And that is just absurd

we're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs!

FALL ON YOUR KNEES

All the screaming and the torture stops As we wait for ol' Saint Nick

Over poor Gene Siskel's head Just watch his wienie grow

I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East

And If You Eat Banana Split On Christmas Eve, You Might Come To Your House.

'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Hey there, Mister Shintoist Merry Fucking Christmas!

Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.

And Now Fighting The Frizzies

Ho ho ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho ho ho! Who wouldn't go?

God cast me down from Heaven's door to rule in Hell for ever more

God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum

It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie

That's why they're lame

He can be brown or greenish brown

But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve He might come to your town

Come on, everyone, gather around!

I know, but there's, like, 300 Jesus Christmas songs

Oh, boy, that was a super song!