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But I brought some corn for poopity popping
But I'm not gonna play with it 'Cause dreidel's fricking gay
celebrate the holiday season.
There's a lot of demon toys to buy The snow is falling and all is well
a time-honoured tradition for the Hebrew people.
Santa, Santa, Santa...
All of your church circles seem kind of... gay
And what was in those ships all three On Christmas day, on Christmas day
- Oh, hi, Dad. - Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?
Now pay attention.
- It fell, I'll try again - Jews, that's why they're lame
Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus
Here's one.
Cute little eight-pound me asleep in the hay
Now, I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin
Well, I tell you what.
I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo
And now let's hear from the schoolteacher, Mr. Garrison.
Down through the chimney with good ol' me
One seems to hear words of good cheer From everywhere, filling the air
I'll try to make it spin It fell, I'll try again
I can make a Mr. Hankey, too
You Can Be Red Or Greenish Red.
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
The fire is slowly dying
- Hello, everybody! - How you all doing tonight?
Let me try.
-what ok time out! -go away cats go away?
Voices!
Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet