Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aw, you don't have a Christmas tree?

Jews play stupid games Jews, that's why they're lame

You Can Be Red Or Greenish Red.

Make the Yuletide gay

Telling their tale, gaily they ring While people sing songs of good cheer

All of your church circles are kind of... gay

On Christmas day I travel round the world and say

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel With dreidel I shall play

Gather close together and make it quick We gotta make room for Andy Dick

Eat Your Candy Cane In Mouth And Say Ho Ho Ho Yum Yum Yum!

Shelly is starting to get pissed On Christmas day, on Christmas day

I told you to shut up!

So get off your heathen Hindu ass and... celebrate!

Squeezing 'tween your festive buns

On, on they send On without end

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

# FALL ON YOUR KNEES #

Here's a little dreidel That's small and made of clay

They don't hang up their stockings