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It happened to me.
[imitates Paul groaning]
Uh, I was actually heading home. [sighs]
["Frightening Fishes" by Benjamin Gibbard playing]
Yo sin ganas de vivir
Yeah.
You know, Virginia Woolf tried to drown herself too.
Is it about how you're just doing it normal style?
I don't talk like that.
I am. I'm like,
Missed me.
Like, there's no way that I'd make Sean fight cage matches
Get back in the game, dude.
Hey, Liz. I'm just playing some air piano.
It's late, isn't it? -It's 3:00 in the morning.
I saw, like, a thousand patients today, and I cover for you all the time.
Is that right?
Fuck that. Let's go.
[phone buzzing]
Um, I'm-- I'm sorry.
[chuckles]
so it was pretty-- pretty brutal.
I'll take your word for it. I'm hallucinating.
But I hope that someday I can, um, remember her and not feel that way.
Fuck you. -[chuckles] Fuck me.
I'm s--- That's it. I'm just trying to shake things up.
You've been walking around for so long acting like it only happened to you,
[laughs] Oh, my God.
but my mom said she didn't know what else to do
[grunting, straining]
["Brighter Days" playing] -[no audible dialogue]
But she's just such a bitch sometimes, it kills me.
[cheering, applauding continue]
Hey, somebody help! Hey! -Fuck off! Get off me!
Let's go find you someone to beat up. -Wait, what?
[sighs]
[Jimmy sighs]
without someone aggressively trying to... [huffs] ...make my life harder.
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