Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[inhales sharply] Just a normal day, normal day.

Am I just gonna be, like, a very successful man on my own?

[Grace's spouse] Stay down, motherfucker.

[screaming] -Oh, now I get it.

[slurping loudly]

Are you awake? -[neighbor] Now you.

He shouldn't have bumped me.

It's just so awful here without her.

[Liz] How steep is it? -[Alice] The hill?

[Jimmy] Oh, Jesus, Tia. This is so gross.

[splashing continues] -[swimmer 2] Please? Please?

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hi, did I miss anything? -It just started.

Sounds like the day's off to a great start for both of us.

What makes you happy?

[Jimmy panting]

I sucked, uh-- I sucked on balls.

Thanks for coming to my game.

No, it's 'cause, uh-- It's 'cause I'm awful.

[neighbor] Nice one. -[swimmer 2] So warm.

Why am I always going out with the superficial girls?

You trust me, Sean?

[Jimmy grunting, panting]

[inhales deeply]

How are you doing?

[whispering] Derek. Derek. -[swimmer] Nice. Wow, crazy.

that she is dumb and lucky she has great tits

Same old shit, bro.

"I get sad when I do this thing." Maybe don't do that fucking thing.

[TV sports commentators chattering]

Yeah, there's definitely painkillers. You know what? I'm gonna turn this down.

Yeah, that's right.

Look, man, I called you 'cause I wanted to talk, aight?

I'm sorry, I-- I have to ask, is this you forever?

You supposed to be telling me this shit? -Mm-mmm. Definitely not.

And he just kept on going on and on about how dumb I am.

I've never seen the original Home Alone.

Don't force it. It won't work.

Just shut the fuck up.

[breathes deeply]

[Liz] I did it last time. -[snoring continues, louder]

["Prelude/Angry Young Man" continues on speakers]

because I'm gonna go handle this one by the book.

in this cultural atmosphere.

[chuckles] Where are you going?

Great idea. We just rob 'em of their autonomy,

When I was growing up, I was her joy boy.

I guess one thing led to another.