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What? What are you thinking?
[door opens, closes]
[fingers snap] -Talk more later.
That's too much water. -Okay, look at me.
Fugly inside and out.
I'm just-- [sighs] I don't know.
[stammers] Is this gonna be a fun talk?
I-- I understand that this year, I have been, uh, not great.
We don't have to talk.
I wasn't having it. -Mmm.
[grunts] Okay. Okay.
I know, I know. Billy Joel's the king, but we have to be respectful.
Bar fight, court-ordered anger management, blah, blah, blah.
[imitating Paul] Well, Jimmy, sorry for always being so hard on ya.
Yeah-- Oh, no, okay. I have to go. Bye.
Hey, be me for a second. Would you trust you?
But seriously, when was the last time you were happy?
Good night, Jimmy.
Hey. -Hey, kid. [sighs]
Sometimes a really great memory of her will just sneak up on me.
to make me forgive you for all of that.
Somebody breathing wrong.
[Jimmy] Mmm.
[police radio chatter]
so... [clicks tongue] ...that's almost nice.
It's amazing. -If there's any left.
my bad knee is now my good knee, I'm nicer to my friends and family.
Get out of here.
Me? No. It's-- It's super dangerous.
It has not been my best day, so I'm gonna take a bath.
It's only 'cause I love ya with all my heart.
[swimmers laughing, whooping] -[water splashing]
Love you. -[neighbor] Oh, yeah.
Fucking barista. Don't ask me to spell "Dan."
You gotta get on board. Do you know what percentage of yourself is water?
Okay.
Okay.
He was just really fast.
Just once, I want to make it through one whole day
And we become, what, psychological vigilantes?
Oh, yeah. -Oh, my God.
Look-- -Okay.
Same as always. Somebody got in my face.
Okay.
if I hadn't already forced Grace to leave her husband.