Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So what? I've tried to fire you.

I hate cars so much

Minimum Champion

How can I ever repay you?

Are you gonna pull out

because I asked you to come work here

Ellis, what's up, my male? You grab a slice of 'za, brah.

But before I can do that,

The soda tax measure passes, 3-2.

but they call it the "regular."

as a city councilwoman.

No doubt, no doubt.

but that wouldn't be out of line for someone who drank

City councilwoman Knope, how do you vote?

Andy and Lesile sent us care packages.

I am going to kiss their asses like crazy.

Times New Roman, across the board.

All right, April, what's the score?

Okay, so do you have the results of the study?

Yeah, people. Consistent font usage. Come on.

that the call "child size."

Well, you don't know my name or what I look like,

said they might want to fire me.

Hey, man, what'd the doc say? Everything okay?

I'm gonna die an anonymous, meaningless speck of dust.

- Councilman Howser? - Aye.

Consequently, we haven't had sex in ten years.

Anything is possible!

on this silly, little planet.

Now everything is different.

What did you put in the sugar? It's so good.

I've proposed a tax on all those giant sugary sodas

- What? - My legs aren't working.

"April, here's something to help you remember

Yeah, I work at Colonel Plump's,

Thanks. Love you. Mouse Rat rules. Love, Andy."

- I don't know. 43. - Yes! New record.

The second your tax bill passes,

Been making some modifications to the pace car.