Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Times New Roman, across the board.

I hate cars so much

City councilwoman Knope, how do you vote?

because I asked you to come work here

I've proposed a tax on all those giant sugary sodas

Well, you don't know my name or what I look like,

All right, April, what's the score?

Now everything is different.

How can I ever repay you?

Yeah, I work at Colonel Plump's,

Consequently, we haven't had sex in ten years.

Are you gonna pull out

said they might want to fire me.

Anything is possible!

but that wouldn't be out of line for someone who drank

- I don't know. 43. - Yes! New record.

The soda tax measure passes, 3-2.

I'm gonna die an anonymous, meaningless speck of dust.

What did you put in the sugar? It's so good.

Ellis, what's up, my male? You grab a slice of 'za, brah.

No doubt, no doubt.

But before I can do that,

I am going to kiss their asses like crazy.

The second your tax bill passes,

So what? I've tried to fire you.

Thanks. Love you. Mouse Rat rules. Love, Andy."

that the call "child size."

Hey, man, what'd the doc say? Everything okay?

- Councilman Howser? - Aye.

Yeah, people. Consistent font usage. Come on.

but they call it the "regular."

Okay, so do you have the results of the study?

- What? - My legs aren't working.

"April, here's something to help you remember

Andy and Lesile sent us care packages.

as a city councilwoman.

Been making some modifications to the pace car.

Minimum Champion

on this silly, little planet.