Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Consequently, we haven't had sex in ten years.

Minimum Champion

No doubt, no doubt.

said they might want to fire me.

that the call "child size."

Yeah, I work at Colonel Plump's,

So what? I've tried to fire you.

The second your tax bill passes,

I'm gonna die an anonymous, meaningless speck of dust.

Andy and Lesile sent us care packages.

All right, April, what's the score?

- Councilman Howser? - Aye.

"April, here's something to help you remember

But before I can do that,

I hate cars so much

but that wouldn't be out of line for someone who drank

but they call it the "regular."

as a city councilwoman.

- I don't know. 43. - Yes! New record.

I've proposed a tax on all those giant sugary sodas

I am going to kiss their asses like crazy.

Hey, man, what'd the doc say? Everything okay?

What did you put in the sugar? It's so good.

Are you gonna pull out

Been making some modifications to the pace car.

Well, you don't know my name or what I look like,

Yeah, people. Consistent font usage. Come on.

because I asked you to come work here

Now everything is different.

Anything is possible!

Ellis, what's up, my male? You grab a slice of 'za, brah.

City councilwoman Knope, how do you vote?

The soda tax measure passes, 3-2.

Thanks. Love you. Mouse Rat rules. Love, Andy."

- What? - My legs aren't working.

Times New Roman, across the board.

on this silly, little planet.

Okay, so do you have the results of the study?

How can I ever repay you?