Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The white wine and oysters.

you gotta hang on to it.

Well, we googled him. There was no mention of that.

That's why I snagged this.

But if it gets a tad bit messy, that's not the worst thing for ratings.

Didn't we learn that in the same class?

I believe the universe is cruel

[retro music playing faintly]

No, no, no. It's a surprise.

because whenever I watched your show,

that we are killing the news today, even though we took those drugs?

when you find something that brings you joy,

Maybe she could tell that…

do you want me to hang a sheet down the middle of the bed?

No. I just got off the boat.

I saved her life. You think they would have lived happily ever after?

Yesterday I went to yoga and…

Charlie and I are doing some work tonight.

[Carol] And that is how you breakdance.

And he had this older brother. [exhales]

…or maybe happenstance, but it's all so surprising

And then after college, I want to work for the Sierra Club.

Yes, yes, co-parenting with the ex. A delightful journey I do know well.

Kate and I thought we were so slick that day.

-[toilet flushes] -[shrieks]

Fuck everything.

We actually started the very short-lived grunge-ska-punk-funk craze of '94.

[Johnny] Hello?

-Ah, Lottie too. -[Lottie] Oh!

This is a classy docu-special

-[faucet running] -Hear what?

[chuckles] Well, you're kidding, right?

There was a two-for-one sale,

I'm glad we missed that ferry.

[both chuckling]

This is fantastic.

He wrote me a letter and said he never wanted to see me again.

Instead, just repeat back what he says in different words.

I don't want you getting any ideas.

[speaks Spanish]

-[gentle music playing] -Hmm.

Well, there's gotta be a hotel, right?

You have to follow this story.

Don't laugh, but I'm keeping a "feelings journal."

♪ The right, right Ultra-vital nice-nice girls? ♪

-and I almost crushed the neighbor's cat. -[laughs] You're so funny.

[tender music continues]

Because I'm dead inside.

I've got throw pillows.

♪ Tell me no lies if you don't mind ♪

Neither does the ferry. [inhales] The last one leaves in four minutes.

Who wants to turn on the evening news and hear about a stabbing?

Oh, that's perfect. You're hilarious.

That's so great, Johnny. That's all I really want.

What are we gonna do?

Coming to you, live. I'm all right.

And I hurt you, baby, and I'm so sorry.

Yeah, you're right.

I wanna try, at least.

Have you ever tried with a girl?