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[tense music playing]
People, we need another chair. This is now a two-hander!
[tender music continues]
[foghorn blows in the distance]
Love you, man. [chuckles]
Roll the cameras. [sniffles]
It felt like true love.
Do you think it's kicked in?
I was pregnant when he left.
He told me that you wrote him a letter,
Hey, Tallulah. You're welcome.
-I figured I owe you this much. -[Tully] Oh.
Well,
Yeah. No. Of course. Sure, yeah.
He was the fucking governor. How are you so calm?
-Out of the way. -I know what secluded means.
Okay.
I told her I needed to make amends. There's so much I haven't told you.
-I'll buy you more aspirin, ya cheapskate. -It's not aspirin.
Well, if I get hungry and I happen to be in the neighborhood…
[inaudible]
Uh, you can just call me Kate.
If I'm still dealing with what happened in Iraq,
Hey, I didn't steal his trash to get you a story.
[euphoric music playing]
[Johnny] Mmm. [inhales]
You know, it's… it's fine.
-What are we gonna do? -[Danny inhales]
And then they gave me some money to keep me quiet.
and he was such a dick to you.
[tender music playing]
Why does that sound so familiar?
He never forgot you.
[invigorating music playing]
So, like, spiritually, we made out with each other.
and a general embarrassment.
[Justine exhales]
-Yeah? -[Tully] Yeah.
[Tully chuckles]
Don't freak out.
PJ Pelican's…
I'm, uh… I'm fine. Just keep rolling.
You'll figure it out.
I was a terrible mother.
-Thanks. Bye. -[receiver clatters]
This is just a story on great food.
When your mother was your age, she had two kids and a husband.
All those times we met,
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness…"
I actually think I cheated off you on that test.