Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[Johnny] Seriously? -Mm-hmm.

I'm not like the other guys.

[upbeat music continue]

-[Calvin] Oh, that's why you the boss. -[both chuckle]

[chuckles] It's called "rolling balls," and don't worry, I'll take care of you.

She should be thanking me.

I love Phil. Phil's the best. [inhales] I have to tell Phil how amazing he is.

I'm only here so you don't steal my story.

I think you kicking me out was the best thing that could've happened.

He would write me a check every time I came out of the woodwork.

Well, goodnight, and, uh, don't stay up all night giggling.

And then every time I'd go home, my dad would beat the shit out of me--

you realize there's no more U-turns.

And so, gentle viewer,

at least I never had to call you "uncle."

[upbeat music playing]

What an asshole.

he actually became governor.

That song was everywhere. You guys were like the next Nirvana.

I feel like my whole heart's gonna explode out of my body.

-Really? -[Lottie] I like cats!

God, it's so hot in here. It's hot.

Uh, yes, tons of times.

[tender music continues]

I love it when you talk like a reporter from a 1930's screwball comedy.

You think you cheated off of me on that test.

Okay, so we wait.

Thanks, Charlie, for coming over.

[Calvin] Yup. [inhales]

I don't ever want to be apart from you. I don't even want to go to the bathroom.

Oh yeah. Yeah, it's a… it's a whole new me.

Thank you, sir. [chuckles]

Okay, that's-- It's too much. You gotta go.

Well, thank you. I should go.

And it's not your fault.

-[Danny] Go ahead and do that. Thank you. -[Tully sighs]

He didn't know he had a daughter.

And we are doing a story on local cuisine.

-Let him teach you things. -Mmm.

I've been the hostess here for 20 years.

Hey, if you're not too tired tonight, come by the Croc.

Fuck my career.

[in English] And murdered by a devil bat. Nice.

[enlightening music playing]

♪ She's got every kind of sunscreen ♪

Then those are the lips, like that.

Other girls are going all the way,

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

He was actually happy at first.

Wait, you're telling me… you're telling me my father was a--

-I've never even seen a kangaroo. -You serious? They're amazing.

I quit, but it's, um, it's a special occasion.

♪ Are you ready for the sex girls? ♪

But it's a big day tomorrow. I should get some rest.

…the easiest relationship.

-[knocking on door] -Hello, hello.

You wish I was getting ideas.

And if I yell at him, it doesn't change anything.

I don't believe in fate.

You know, she's been at it all day.

[Kate] I am so sorry, baby.

-[Kate sucks teeth] -I'm learning a lot about myself.

then he's the biggest fool in the universe.

[exhales] He's sweet.

the last ferry was at 3:07.

No, but where are you in life?

[tender music playing]

[seagulls squawking]

Look at that. Look at the clouds.