Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, uh, how come you and I didn't hook up
by a lying little country music wannabe.
And hang on. Excuse me, are you and I gonna have a problem?
or Carol or Cristal--
and let's get this extraction going.
Well, "A", you were too busy banging Cheryl
that you would be A.J.'s legal guardian?
Or was. I swear! He-- [Baby crying]
which is heavily guarded at all times,
[Both panting]
He LITTERALY stabbed me in the back !
Well, yeah. Come on. We all saw this coming.
I think I might be concussed.
Can we talk about this later?
Maw, they got ol' Lando this time.. I'm done for.
It's a computer file with the real identity
Where the hell did you get a bionic hand?
Oh, please! That's a baby skeleton.
as "Brazilian minstrel show meets Trading Places"?
Remember how you ripped off my hand, woman?!
[Southern accent] Maw, they got ol' Lando this time.
Hardened, keycard, and retinal scan entry.
[Gasps] I will kill you! [Choking]
[Cocks weapons] [Tango music playing]
[Yells]
You cannot make yourself a verb!
Archer?
Where you stand!
How about a big hand for Pyle, gang?