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[Groans]
Oh, we're definitely gonna talk about it later,
Aw! I'm not saying nothing.
What intel? Slater said, "extraction."
I'm archer-izing this plan!
No.
Mr. Slater-- Just "Slater"!
Espere.
But now you have a chance to right that wrong,
About as rare as getting called up to the majors
We are professional and-- [Intercom beeps]
[Archer] You're not worried? [Lana] Why should I worry?
And-- [Sighs] Can you promise
Ay!
Dukes!
But-- and the implied threat here
Although that can't bode well.
I swear to God, if I catch you near this child again,
Is it too much to ask, during the goddamn work day,
Because, you jackass,
Por qué no te callas?
Just get us in the damn garage, man.
From what? Your mom's antique vagina?
[Fabric tearing]
Learng Spanish from Archer.
[Strained voice] Swearsie-realsies.
I was going to, but come on.
And why? Why do you have the baby?
Damn! How creepy! Damn!
No, no, no! Don't! It's--
until we've all been enslaved by Skynet?
Hmm. I want to say...
the only one around here who hates babies--
Yes! Who else?
on her little brown head, I will--
Oh, and speaking of--
while I went out to get ice.
Esposa Grande.
Yes, Archer, I have a sister.
[Tango music continues]