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[Music ends]
because you're a large-diameter dickhole.
Sharper image? Uh-huh.
[Out of breath] Oh.
[Archer] No, Lana, it doesn't.
Who are you? Wait. Hang on.
when he opens the door?
No! Don't shoot! There's a baby!
[Breathing heavily]
but I'm talking about us flying on the same plane, Lana. What if it crashed?
[Toilet flushing]
You mentioned something about a plan?
I'm a Disney Princess now Deal with it
I knew it. In my heart of hearts,
[Growls]
Anyway, he needs an extraction from
Hey! You're not the boss of me!
"A", those were mini-bottles,
Y mira!
Yes, it is entirely too much to ask!
Well, then slice out his retinas, okay?
then A.J. would live with my sister.
I can promise you that.
I don't care if you are the president and first lady of Brazil
[Conway] Archer!
[Conway] I lied!
UGH, IT'S JUST US. YOU CAN SAY "BUENOS AIRES."
Hey, whoa! Are guns really necessary?
[Muffled] ...of the world--
[Screams]
[Normal voice] Oh, shut up. Don't ruin it. I had something for--
[Timidly] Mee-beep.
[Groans]
Spoiler alert, he's robbing me blind.
I'm not a monster. You just had a kid.
Coronel Lando Calrissiano, de Las Fuerzas Especiales,
Teddly? Teddly?!
if something happens to both of us?
Krieger! He was skulking around out there
Wait, you already knew the code?
[Tires screeching]