Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

no i love your behaviour... more please encourage me!
It's like that. You just- You just stare down at 'em,
you're gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your puffy white underpants.
Yeah, I'm a senior. A senior. Okay. Cool.
Please, stop. That's cool.
No. When you say "No" like that, it's always "Yes."
[Jay] We're from different worlds, yet we somehow fit together.
One minute you're just friends, watching Falcon Crest,
"WTF": Why the face?
Oh. Okay.
Deal with this.
cam look honey if you don't stop this poppy behaviour right now! IL'L GROUND YOU! until you've settled a tv chinese which network i confused some wires with jay. oh ok manny apprantly you're marrying off luke now.
gloria i have no boulder to stand on! oh well that's because you break it so easily.
gloria you're grounded! haley you're grounded! alex you're grounded! luke you're grounded! manny you're grounded! oh but i'll never go to the mall ever again! p put a pair of shoes on layby! now i won't get to go to the skate park! now i can't go to tokyo!
Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off some laundry.
Luke, you are going to timeout right now! Sit there because you instigated your sister to mess with my FaceBook account when she knew it was not allowed!!! And your Handy Manny doll is in toy jail! WHY DON'T YOU PUT ALEX ON THE DAMN NAUGHTY PIT BECAUSE SHE MESSED UP YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ON PURPOSE!!!!! NOT A FINGER!!!!!!
Okay. And I want you to just come straight out with it.
I'm just gonna say it. He needs to be checked by a specialist.
- What about 3:00? - No, he's got a soccer game at 3:00.
The agreement was that if he shoots someone, you shoot him.
[Grunting]
And we're bringing her home for the first time, huh?
- I'm not saying anything. - You're saying everything.
Very poor but very, very beautiful.
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Actually, we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.
So, we had initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but-
alex you're grounded claire you do the canpes gloria you pour the zooboo. luke you blow up the balloons haley get the inflatable matress. we're gonna escape from F5.
That's what you're saying. And it's insulting in a whole different way.
WTF
When the Dunphys got home... Luke, sit on the Pit this instant. You have been placed here because you destroyed Elena's sculpture. That was not very nice. Now you stay here until your 5 minutes are over. Am I understood?
You're too close. It's gonna hurt.
Um, you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so-
Come on, Billy! Get the Mississippi Goddamn ball! For some reason, the TV changes the football game to a home movie of Alex watching Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for the first time. Everyone makes confused faces, and Alex cries over that home movie.
She's an angel. You and your wife must be thrilled.
That show is babyish Luke! You say that again Alex, and you’ll go to bed early and I’ll take away your Maya & Miguel play set for a week!
Hi, precious. Hello.
Hang on one second. Um- Whoa.
Oh, yeah. 'Cause that's where you live, down here.
Sure.
LILY IS AN UGLY ASIAN BABY AND RORY IS A MOTHERFUCKING FOUR EYED NERD!!!! Rory is so shocked to hear what Luke said, she doesn't say a word. Lily cries.
You're never going to a social or to Aunt Penelope's house ever! This is the last time we're taking you there until you can behave yourself! Also, ALL your Handy Manny stuff is in toy jail! NO, YOU BIG, UGLY, BITCH!!!!! I WANT HANDY MANNY BACK NOW!!!!!!!
Let me meet this "playa."
LUCAS PHILIP!!!!!!! I AM SO SICK IF YOU MISBEHAVING, TEASING YOUR COUSINS AND SISTERS, AND CALLING ME AND THE REST OF THE FAMILY HORRIBLE NAMES!!!! EAT YOUR DINNER NOW!!!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT MOMMY!!!!! BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY MY BARNEY TOYS FOR NOTHING!!! GO DIE IN A PLANE CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!