Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I haven't acted since.

I have four daughters

'It felt like I had a son again.'

She's a good girl, Dag. You're too hard on her.

'I had to get my baby to the staff room.'

Come on, Liz. I'll help you apply some more make-up.

'Shit, that was a bad throw!

I know nothing about it.

Not a word to anyone, capeesh?

My orders come from the top - Won Ton himself.

- Things? - Things.

For years I wondered what my goolies would sire - would it be human?

Word is it's coming Thursday. But you know what deliveries are like.

'He's onto me. Change tack.' What are you reading?

'That would prove his undoing,

Won Ton's mumps programme went west and created a horny giant eye on legs.

Some say I didn't act during, but er...

'I beat him easily, but he learned something from each fresh defeat.

or here in Romford.

Garth Marenghi? He's my favourite! I've read them all!

"She knew babies were meant to kick, but were they meant to scratch?"

those would be unkind people. I did my best.

Anyway, I'm out of here.

- I'm going. Bye. - Goodbye.

Thankfully, when I impregnated my wife Pam, she gave birth to twins, a huge relief,