Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, here's your cut.

Get out of here! He is pitching a no-hitter!

Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I told the girl I didn't have your card so...

Jack, why don't you just say you want some...

I just got fired 'cause Kelsey Grammer scammed me!

Perfect game, huh?

Tracy, let me take you through the concept.

She just went in my room and took all my posters.

- People want that? - This is not helping!

Oh, my God. We can run the short grift on this.

No. But she respects it when it's done correctly.

And with enough money, they could buy those magic beans

squirming under the Tom Jones poster

Sex, Lemon. Coitus. The beast with two backs.

I have to talk to Rachel Maddow.

We sold the cakes twice! You're a genius, Me.

I am the Sisyphus of Reaganing.

It didn't look good, Jack.

Well, Kenneth, it's over. I got made at Carvel.

Sex makes the people go away!

When I see you chew your nails like that,

You two are pretty uptight for hanging out under a bridge.

Stop it, Jack! Stop it! Stop asking about the roller skates!

She likes that?

Blonde-like choke me

There isn't, Jack.

I need to get out to Newark Airport.

I need a “Happy Blirthday, Jennica” cake

but was actually a Pete Rose.

Look, sex is a beautiful, natural, and joyful part

But they're on to us!

You're Watching 30 Rock On NBC.com

I appreciate it, Lemon, but if you ever speak ill of Reagan again I will smack those teeth straight.

I don't watch the Macy's parade.

I'm going back to working under that bridge!

Take the money, Kenneth. No one will ever know.

They gave me this after I performed on their "Kidz 4-eva!" float

Tom Jones is the trigger!