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squirming under the Tom Jones poster
Tug McGraw.
$23.94.
Take the money, Kenneth. No one will ever know.
I have to talk to Rachel Maddow.
Perfect game, huh?
When I see you chew your nails like that,
Well, here's your cut.
I'm going back to working under that bridge!
Look, sex is a beautiful, natural, and joyful part
I appreciate it, Lemon, but if you ever speak ill of Reagan again I will smack those teeth straight.
Well, Kenneth, it's over. I got made at Carvel.
Jack, why don't you just say you want some...
Blonde-like choke me
And with enough money, they could buy those magic beans
I am the Sisyphus of Reaganing.
Sex, Lemon. Coitus. The beast with two backs.
Stop it, Jack! Stop it! Stop asking about the roller skates!
I need to get out to Newark Airport.
But one rule:
It didn't look good, Jack.
Sex makes the people go away!
Grizzly Adams.
I don't watch the Macy's parade.
but was actually a Pete Rose.
- People want that? - This is not helping!
They gave me this after I performed on their "Kidz 4-eva!" float
Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I told the girl I didn't have your card so...
I just got fired 'cause Kelsey Grammer scammed me!
Ice cream
She likes that?
No. But she respects it when it's done correctly.
You two are pretty uptight for hanging out under a bridge.
But they're on to us!
Oh, my God. We can run the short grift on this.
I need a “Happy Blirthday, Jennica” cake
She just went in my room and took all my posters.
We sold the cakes twice! You're a genius, Me.
There isn't, Jack.
Get out of here! He is pitching a no-hitter!
Tom Jones is the trigger!
What?
Tracy, let me take you through the concept.