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We're the luckiest people on earth!
I was rollerskating in the house, which was absolutely forbidden.
I'll just go into my rec room, thank you.
You haven't had sex?
CHAD
Make way, I'm Reaganing.
Do you really not understand what we're doing?
I'm ordering messed up cakes and getting them free with my card.
- "Blenna"? - Yes.
Hey, don't you want some ice cream?
Here's the money back from Carvel, Ms. Maroney.
And in that time, I've never known you to be shy about talking...
That does happen to men.
I know. That's good.
Kenneth, I know your intentions are good,
during last year's Thanksgiving Day parade.
I hope you get into a car accident someday so I can have it.
and I just can't turn down
What's wrong, Lemon?
He makes you remember your mother taking the people away!
You seem meaner and stronger,
I'm gonna break up with him, let him off the hook.
And you fixed me, so...
Let's take a quick 500 so everybody can meet Jack!
than an adult chat line run by Gilbert Gottfried.
Shirt on or off, Shawn?
Oh, stop saying "relationship."
That was written by a computer program we're working on
and whizzes past you for your line.
What? What are you talking about?
I mean, "Frajer"? Come on.
Anyway, I needed to go to the bathroom.
If I could press a button and five people in the world would die, but jessica walter would come back to life, i'd do it.