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And if you ever have a baby die in your arms,
Seriously, I am like a huge business person, okay?
you better introduce me to LeBron for real.
if you want me to be the sole beneficiary in your will.
Oh! Did I hear a nigga raising his voice in the I.C.U.?
Girl, you are a natural.
Granddad is powerless over her ass.
Now, once ladies start controlling the purse strings,
Yes, I fucked Eisenhower.
I know! We'll start a walk-a-thon!
Her butt, it got bigger.
feels the need to pump up her beautiful
Her ass is fricking gonna destroy everything cuz her ass does fricking wanna destroy everything!. Her ass is fricking gonna destroy everything cuz her ass does fricking wanna destroy everything!.
You're taking their side!
even got one from the vice presidente after World War II.
Does anyone know where I can find
that Fantasy Island tattoo guy, Chewbacca!
Hey, TV executives!
to wearing a leather kilt.
I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
and people who live in their mother's basements talk shit
Trust me, be Chewbacca!
I think I've figured out the problem.
Yep. I love Kardashia.
A marathon that long would wreck my knees.
Nope, don't need fame.
I told her, even an Armenian girl's caboose has its limits.
Oh, it just ain't natural, Robert.
So that means she's a fake? Ain't that a bitch.
I don't know what you're talking about. Unh!
in the form of a rich white girl.
Because I have something important to say.
the harder you think I'm working,
We've got a dedicated team of doctors here.