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He's trying to take over Mr. James' corporate empire,
I am not Doobie Keebler.
Man, I'd give anything
Yeah, I can imagine.
into Dave's office.
MAN: Yeah, sweet stuff.
Let's do it again.
Have a seat there. Good, because...
I have some of Mr. James' old bank records
Uh, "He's evil and must be stopped at all costs."
I'll just have to go down there and throw him
and nobody believes me.
Large, what? Large, um--
Like, uh, "D.B. Cooper's House of Pancakes"? What?
out of federal prison. Duhhh.
out of the building. Oh, Dave.
Then I guess it's up to us to cheer 'em up.
Anybody else have any story ideas?
Why would that worry you?
THANK GOD!
Devilishly handsome. Real touchy feely?
You.
Next time you visit him, see if you can slip him this.
Well, that was very pathetic.
I want you to run another phone line for me
[LAUGHS]
more important worries than this Johnny Johnson guy?
[LAUGHS]
Because Jimmy could be coming through that door any minute.
Look, Matthew, just tell everybody
Some think he survived the jump and lived happily ever after.
Dave, trust me.
Well, I didn't ask, and that's not my jacket.